Below are some of the printable ones!
'These fish-nets should surely catch something!'.
'It doesn't matter whether the tree is real or fake, it's still Christmas!'.
'Another trader slips into the red!'.
'Someone call the plumber... This sink has a crack in it!'
'I thought these toilets were quite posh - until I saw a crack in the basin'.
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