'You Are A Computer Salesman - I Am F.....g JAMES BOND'

From the desk of Sean Connery

Mr Stephen P. Jobs
c/o Apple Computers
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, California

December 11, 1998

Mr Jobs:

I will say this one more time. You do understand English, don't you? I do not sell my soul for Apple or any other company. I have no interest in "changing the world" as you suggest. You have nothing I need or want. You are a computer salesman - I am fucking JAMES BOND

I can think of no quicker way to destroy my career than to appear in one of your crass adverts. Please do not contact me again.

Best,

Sean Connery

SC: tw