Your Firm In 3 Words - The Most Perceptive & Humorous Responses

Aviva Investors

Very slow death

Baird

Fair, Firm, Fun

Collaborative, Conservative, Stable

Bank of America

The thundering loss

Un Merrily Lynched

Way Too Big

Not Merrill Lynch

Spin off Merrill

BNY Mellon

Working for free

Best global custodian

Barclays

Big Blue Bird

Interest Rate Flop

No Government Bailout

No Bob Diamond

Hate Mervyn King

BlackRock

Rock 'n' Roll

Bla bla BlackRock

BNP Paribas

Bank Never Pays

Very very French

Brown Brothers Harriman

Unique, focused, nimble

Citi

Really Beyond redemption

Complex, under-rated, better

 Veni, Vidi, Vikram

Credit Suisse

Innovative, smart, tactical

Prudent, wise, sound

No capital raising

Deutsche Bank

Americans in Disguise

DZ Bank

Drive, integrity, trust

Fidelity

Thankfully privately owned

Goldman Sachs

Doing God's work

Greedy, greedy, greedy

Greg Smith's OpEd

One step ahead

Houlihan Lokey

Security, integrity, loyalty

Thoughtful, collegial, independent

HSBC

Big old beast

Cons old people

Dependent, open, connected

Jefferies

Always working hard

Really were hedged

Sean Egan, who ?

Foot on gas

JPMorgan Chase

Proud, responsible, ethical

Not really evil

Jamie, Please Manage!

Red faced Jamie

Chickens home roost

Big trading loss

Macquarie

Lost the plot

Merrill Lynch

No Turning BAC

Mitsubishi UFJ Securities

Insight with integrity

Morgan Stanley

Past its prime

Diligent, collaborative, genuine

Facing rating cut

Nomura

The setting sun 

Back to Basics

PIMCO

Leaders, wisdom, integrity

Rabobank

Ra Bo Bank

Royal Bank of Canada

Disciplined, focused, cautious

Royal Bank of Scotland

Hanging in there

Destined to fail

More fines likely

Societe Generale

Red, black and bruised

Standard Bank

Retreat, retrench, retreat

Standard Chartered

Here For Good

Going Great Guns

Money Laundering Fine

UniCredit

Creek, sh.t, paddle

UBS

What risk management ?

Best client platform

Dedicated, client-focused

Back on track

McCann's the Man

You've Been Sacked

UniCredit

Down and Out

Wells Fargo

Stole my house!

Professional, traditional, integrity

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