Ronaldo had threesome in Barcelona's Nou Camp dressing rooms

Yes despite Cristiano Ronaldo grabbing a pair at the Nou Camp the other night in El Classico this in fact relates to Ronaldo the Brazilian rather than the Portuguese and his grabbing of a pair, in a slightly different context.

Ian Wright once compared scoring a goal as a better feeling then sex and while he is entitled to that opinion it seems Ronaldo simply enjoyed doing it all. The pair Ronaldo grabbed was in fact a pair of women, rather than goals.

As a bristling talent, just 20-years-old during his solitary season in Catalonia, he scored 47 goals in 49 games guiding Barca to a European Cup Winners Cup triumph but certainly left his legacy in other ways.

According to the book ‘113 stories for 113 years of Barcelona’ the striker had not been seen leaving the ground and as time got on security staff began to get worried about their prized asset.

After a brief investigation they eventually encountered Ronaldo in a saucy romp, with two women. The Samba Star had earned a reputation for his off-field antics, as many a Brazilian does upon their arrival in Europe but having a ménage-et-trois in the club dressing room is probably one of the most mind-boggling tales that will live on for a long time, whether true of not, I’m sure Ronaldo won’t be complaining to fast about slanderous rumours about his sexual proficiency.

The security guards mentioned how well the youngster was scoring off the pitch as well as on it to the then club President Josep Lluis Nunez who reportedly said;

‘’He’s only twenty-years-old, is he not entitled to have fun?’’

No fine or code of conduct there then.

He left for Inter Milan at the end of the season and tales such as this stuck with him throughout his career and his podgy physique made him more a cartoon fallen hero in his later playing days, in fact he is currently starring in a Brazilian reality-show which showcases his battle to lose weight.

True or not, and despite any renovations, paint-jobs and cleansings the Barca dressing rooms have received in the 16 years since the apparent incident; you can’t help but wonder what will go through the minds of the Barca players the next time they sit waiting for their next Camp Nou kick about. A collective thought between Messi, Xavi and Iniesta, different to the usual footballing algorithms they conjure telepathically.

‘’Ronaldo had a threesome in here’’.

A distracting thought at best.

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Mathew Nash

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I’m Mathew Nash a 23 year old graduate in Sports Studies and I have an insatiable love for sport. With a particularly keen interest for the madcap world of football I have always been known amongst friends as a beacon for bizarre sporting trivia and knowledge. My other passion is for writing and hopefully combining the two will create a superb and entertaining marriage that will create, divide and share opinion.