Valentine's Day quips

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Here's a few quips on the subject of love and marriage this Valentine's Day.

Mae West

'It's not the men in my life that count - it's the life in my men'.

'When I'm good I'm very, very good - but when I'm bad, I'm better'.

'You only live once - but if you do it right, once is enough'.

Rita Mae Brown

'One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory'.

'Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships'.

Jimmy Shubert

'I saw a women wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid Problem ?'.

Emo Philips

Q - How is marriage like a hot bath ?

A - Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

George Burns

'Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money'.

'I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty'.

Jerome K. Jerome

'Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it'.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

'A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he is finished'.

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