And here's one for the ladies out there who are fed up with dumb blonde jokes and the like.
'God, I have a problem'.
'What's the problem Eve ?'
'I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy'.
'And why is that Eve ?'
'God, I am lonely and bored, and I'm sick to death of apples!'
'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you'.
'Man ? What is that, God ?'
'A flawed baseless creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He'll be bigger than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won't be too smart, so he will need your advise to think properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. And you most certainly will never be bored again!'
'Sounds great', says Eve, 'but what's the catch, God ?'
'Well.... you can have him on one condition'.
'And what's that God ?'
'As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.... so you'll have to let him believe I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman'.
Source - www.splatcooking.plus.com