Here's some silly things my boss said:
Can you see your boss saying something similar ?
'You are going to take 12 weeks off to 'bond with your baby ?' I don’t think so'.
'We know that communication is a problem, but it is not going to be something we discuss with the employees'.
'This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it'.
'We should fire her. She’s been in the hospital for four days. How can she get any work done when she’s in the hospital ?'.
'When I hear your accent, I start deducting IQ points'.
'I don't have time for people issues, I've got more important work to do'.
'Why should I reward you for just doing your job. That's why you get paid'.
'What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter'.
'Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say'.
'Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule'.
'Don't you think you should wait until you know whether he is actually going to die before you take time out of the office ?'.