Lionel Richie Cheeseball

Lionel Richie Cheese Plate

Whether you're a host with a sense of humour, or just a fan of all varieties of cheese (and we do mean all), you'll appreciate this long distance dedication...

If you want the cheese plate, click here. If pure cheesiness is enough for you, then we bring to you, "Hello, is it Brie you're looking for," coming to you from the Big Apple, where a particular friend of ours spends her days at BCG working very hard indeed.

I've been alone with you inside my mind

And in my dreams I've tasted your curds a thousand times

I sometimes see you on the cutting board

Hello, is it Brie you're looking for?

The Kraft singles left behind

In the lonely dairy aisle

You're all I've ever wanted, and I will not be denied

I have some crackers and paté

And some wine and olives, too

And I want to tell you so much, I love you

You are more delicious than Gruyere

And I love you even more than Camembert

Sometimes I feel my cheese plate will overflow

Hello, I've just got to let you know

'Cause I wonder where you are

'Cause I really want fondue

Are you somewhere feeling hungry, or is someone feeding you?

Tell me how to win your Havarti

For I really don't like Bleu

But let me start by saying, I love you

Hello, is it Brie you're looking for?

'Cause I wonder where you are

'Cause I really want fondue

Are you somewhere feeling hungry or is someone feeding you?

Tell me how to win your Havarti

For I really don't like Bleu

But let me start by saying, I love you