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To celebrate the run up to Christmas we'll be publishing something new and entertaining every day, though you'll have to check to find out what it is!
It's over a year old now, but this clip of Romford Pele Ray Parlour teaching then-new signing Lukas Podolski a bit of the ol' cockney rhyming slang is throughly entertaining. The German does pretty well given the nonsense it must seem like to him. I wonder if he passed on the tips to Mesut Ozil in order to help his teammate settle in as quickly as he has done.