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Arturo Vidal has appeared to play down a switch to Manchester United, but he has not been as definitive as suggested.
Jackson Martinez's agent has criticised Porto's price tag, but remains hopeful a deal can be done for his client.
Sebastian Coates impressed for Liverpool against Roma.
An old Manchester United foe was in LA to watch them win 7-0.
Chelsea, Everton, and Manchester City feature.
Liverpool strike target Divock Origi is on holiday, not having a medical with Liverpool.
Carlos Tevez has urged Arturo Vidal to stay with Juventus, amid interest from Manchester United.
Chelsea striker hopeful Patrick Bamford says he is trying to learn from Diego Costa.
Nathaniel Chalobah says he is thrilled to be training alongside new Chelsea signing Cesc Fabregas.
Chuba Akpom is the only recognised striker in Arsenal's squad for their pre-season friendly.