If, like me, you’re sick of dating sites, or of reading about dating sites, or of hearing about your friends’ endless disastrous dating stories, here’s a refreshing change: some matchmaking stories of old.
Forget fusty town hall meetings. Debating is a sophisticated affair. Helen Croydon recommends a night of mind candy.
Last Friday, I had to stand on a stage and hand out golden flying penis-shaped trophies to a collection of artists, campaigners, performers and academics.
The Gunners boss has mentioned numerous times of late how imperative it is to rest weary bodies.
Real Madrid star linked to AS Monaco and Manchester United was not happy with his substitution at the weekend, bringing back memories of Arsenal's star man.
All the latest news and gossip from the weekend at Stamford Bridge.
Manchester United, Aston Villa, Newcastle United, Everton, and Manchester City feature.
FC Porto pair Eliaquim Mangala and Nicolas Otamendi are reportedly interesting Barcelona, having previously been linked with both City and Chelsea.
Tottenham Hotspur, Manchester City, Fulham, and Arsenal also feature.
Unhappy at Manchester United? For sale by Barcelona? Why not just head back to Arsenal. A lack of popularity may make this unlikely but it would be terribly convenient for the pair.
Rumours, speculation and tittle-tattle, but Arsenal fans have been quick to react to the possibility of Robin van Persie and Alex Song returning to the Emirates.
Ryan Babel is a yo-yo player - going from brilliant to absurd in an instant. He received his second ever red card yesterday for Kasimpasa.
Etienne Capoue was asked to play at the back against Sunderland yesterday - and did not disappoint.