We need to talk. 25% of you have clipped your nails on the Tube? That should be .25%. At most, 25% of you can admit to clipping your nails somewhere in your house other than the bathroom.
Dear Mr & Mrs Properly: Please don’t laugh, but I went into a chat room the other day. I hadn’t been in a chat room for at least 15 years, and boy have things changed. I feel like I need a handbook for modern-day chat room etiquette. Any interest in putting one together for me? Signed, Slightly Embarrassed
Dear Mr & Mrs Properly: If I am going to a party someone is throwing for someone else at their house - and I'm bringing a gift for the guest of honour - do I also need to bring a hostess gift?
Whether or not gender stereotyping is proper etiquette or not is the subject for another article. In the meantime, we're going to do it, and say that Source Code is the perfect date movie.
Mr Properly and I heard the woman at the next table before we saw her. "No, I don't want anymore water, and get rid of these plates - please." OK, so she said please, but the rest of it was pure vile.
Mr and Mrs Properly went to dinner at the temporary home of visiting friends, and came away with the perfect solution for visitors requiring a bit of extra space.
Things can get a little confusing in our global world. So what do you say when someone wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving...and you're French?
Mrs Properly was so glad to get another question about thank you notes, one of her favourite topics. Only this one was a little bit different. Yes, it involved blanks that need filling.
He found the far regions of his belly to please the grandparents at Sunday Lunch. But was this necessary? Did he need to finish the entire plate? And accept more? The Properlys reply.
The Gunners boss has mentioned numerous times of late how imperative it is to rest weary bodies.
Real Madrid star linked to AS Monaco and Manchester United was not happy with his substitution at the weekend, bringing back memories of Arsenal's star man.
All the latest news and gossip from the weekend at Stamford Bridge.
Manchester United, Aston Villa, Newcastle United, Everton, and Manchester City feature.
FC Porto pair Eliaquim Mangala and Nicolas Otamendi are reportedly interesting Barcelona, having previously been linked with both City and Chelsea.
Tottenham Hotspur, Manchester City, Fulham, and Arsenal also feature.
Unhappy at Manchester United? For sale by Barcelona? Why not just head back to Arsenal. A lack of popularity may make this unlikely but it would be terribly convenient for the pair.
Rumours, speculation and tittle-tattle, but Arsenal fans have been quick to react to the possibility of Robin van Persie and Alex Song returning to the Emirates.
Ryan Babel is a yo-yo player - going from brilliant to absurd in an instant. He received his second ever red card yesterday for Kasimpasa.
Etienne Capoue was asked to play at the back against Sunderland yesterday - and did not disappoint.