Statues of the great and good across the capital and Manchester will be able to chat to passers-by thanks to smartphone technology
The comedy show Seinfeld once had a storyline in which Jerry Seinfeld's girlfriend kept casually walking around his apartment naked.
Cindy Sherman's Sex Pictures are just not sexy enough.
Yes, Oreo as in the chocolaty cookie with the white stuff in the middle and cameo as in the carving method popular during the renaissance.
If petrol bombs were being thrown in St Marks Square in Venice, or outside the British Museum, what would reports say? We would never stop hearing about the threat to humanity's cultural heritage.
When it comes to predicting the winner of the Turner prize, I have appalling form.