The Sports Personality of the Year is?

Team GB Olympic Cycling

Remember when Manchester United's Ryan Giggs won the award in 2009 pretty much because of the dearth of competition? That won't be happening this year. Paul Moore says the whole of Team GB should win the award.

One Olympic bronze in Rio would be gold for our national sport – moaning

London 2012 Olympic Gold Medal

So there we have it. The Olympics are all done, and what a resounding success they've been. The main stadium didn't fall to bits, the flame didn't go out, the plug to the TV camera didn't fuse during the 100m, nobody kidnapped the Queen, and what's more the British team won 29 gold medals. Well done, us! What a glorious nation! Twenty nine gold medals, though!