Drop the cynicism, at least for the amount of time it takes you to read these quotes — and find one that resonates. It might make you a little happier. (Today.)
On Thursday, I'm having 12 people over for dinner. And I'm not at all stressed. The reason? I'm not cooking the turkey.
This is it, ex-US. The only four day weekend on the American calendar. It's going to be slow. So what are you going to do? Tell Thanksgiving jokes. Trust us, you've forgotten how hilarious clean jokes can be. (Note: very funny dirty joke at the end.)
I'll make it simple: the only way I am going to get an article done up tomorrow is to write about the thing that's currently distracting me. Today was Thanksgiving. Tomorrow is Black Friday. And I want to shop.
It's round about now that cooks on both sides of the Atlantic start to regard the fate of their patron saint on the gridiron as an easy way to spend an afternoon.