Arsenal's hopes of signing Stevan Jovetic may have taken an unlikely twist this evening.
Mame Biram Diouf is at the centre of a transfer tussle triangle involving Hannover 96, VfL Wolfsburg and Borussia Dortmund.
The hunt is on for the author of a totally inappropriate 'congratuatory' letter which has been sent anonymously to a recently-promoted Director and several of her top firm colleagues at an investment banking unit in New York.
If you work for an investment bank, you may feel that a grandiose job description is your due - but be careful.
Whilst Arsenal secured fourth place in the Premier League on Sunday, they still have a couple of matches to negotiate before they make the Champions League group stage. Who could they face in their qualifying tie?