Arsenal's hopes of signing Stevan Jovetic may have taken an unlikely twist this evening.
It is being reported that Roman Abramovich has struck an agreement with Jose Mourinho to return to Chelsea next season.
The hunt is on for the author of a totally inappropriate 'congratuatory' letter which has been sent anonymously to a recently-promoted Director and several of her top firm colleagues at an investment banking unit in New York.
Whilst Arsenal secured fourth place in the Premier League on Sunday, they still have a couple of matches to negotiate before they make the Champions League group stage. Who could they face in their qualifying tie?
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