Arsenal's hopes of signing Stevan Jovetic may have taken an unlikely twist this evening.
The hunt is on for the author of a totally inappropriate 'congratuatory' letter which has been sent anonymously to a recently-promoted Director and several of her top firm colleagues at an investment banking unit in New York.
Mame Biram Diouf is at the centre of a transfer tussle triangle involving Hannover 96, VfL Wolfsburg and Borussia Dortmund.
Whilst Arsenal secured fourth place in the Premier League on Sunday, they still have a couple of matches to negotiate before they make the Champions League group stage. Who could they face in their qualifying tie?
If you work for an investment bank, you may feel that a grandiose job description is your due - but be careful.